I Don't Even Know...

So, a lot of crazy stuff went down during the last 10 years. No, I'm not talking about the pandemonium surrounding Y2K, the terrorist attacks on US soil, the Bush years, or even Sarah Palin. Freaking Sarah Palin.

I'm talking about certain trends that never quite took off, ones that have outstayed their welcome and a couple that were never, ever welcome in the first place.


Under the WTF category...

Subtle Butt...



"This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off. Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment, on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there."

Saving graces? Impregnated?

Moving on.

The Hood Thong...


It's a hood. It's a thong. Tawk amongst yourselves.


The Kush Pillow


"Kush is uniquely designed to fit between the breasts to maintain a more natural shape while resting on your side. No straps, no underwires, no constraints, no adhesives and no garments needed - the slip-resistant surface and contoured shape help keep Kush in place as a woman rolls from one side to the other during sleep."

Sexy.

Winkers...


These are just a bucketful of awesome, aren't they?

"Winkers is a privately owned business that specializes in decorating pants, usually jeans. We decorate pants in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. Your WINK is the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg."


Trends that should have died long, long ago...

Tops that make you look pregnant even though you aren't...



The name pretty much says it all...



"Team" clothing. Really, people?



Ruching - when you want to look like the leg of an elephant...



The fanny pack. What is there to say about the fanny pack? Oh yes. Burn it.



Women wearing big, flapping, labia-like appendages on their chests is always a good idea...



Guys - you've looked ridiculous for, like, 15 years. Pull your damn pants up, ya fool...



For the love of of Gucci, slap these horrific things back before they gain any more momentum...

Bumpits - because why? Oh, yeah, so you can look like Snooki from The Jersey Shore...


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...


The hair style. The woman. Please, please make it go away. It scares me.